"HOW HOT IS IT?"
It's so hot that-
I saw a dog chasing a cat
and they were both walking.
It's so hot that-
you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
It's so hot that-
you learn a seat belt makes
a pretty good
branding iron.
It's so hot that-
your car overheats before you drive it.
It's so hot that-
My thermometer now reads "You've got to be kidding!"
What do you call ice cream on a 101-degree day?
Cream.
Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Sweat is just your body crying
because it wants you to stop
moving.
France is crazy hot this summer.
So hot that tourists are jumping into the river.
They are in Seine.
My wife keeps turning off the air conditioning.
Not cool.
What's the hottest letter of the alphabet?
"B" because it makes "oil" "boil".
What happens to ice during a heat wave?
It melts.
