MUSIC TO MY EARS

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to do it and one to sing a song about 

all the good times he had with the old lightbulb.

I was once in a band called "The Radiators".

We were a warm up act.

Then I joined a group called "Blanket".

We were a cover band.

People told Beethoven that he would never write good music 

after he went deaf, but did he listen to them? 

No!

What's big and grey and has horns?
An elephant marching band.

What do a good pop song and the flu have in common?
They’re both catchy.

I had a vinyl album called “Wasp Noises”, 

but when I played the first track it didn’t sound like a wasp 

and the second track didn’t sound like a wasp either.
Then I realized I was playing the B side.

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.