EYE SPY SOME FUNNY JOKES!
Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
Because she couldn’t control her pupils.
What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi River
Doctor: “Have your eyes ever been checked before?”
Patient: “No, they’ve always been hazel.”
Did you here about the new website for people with chronic eye pain?
It’s a site for sore eyes.
When are your eyes not
eyes?
When an onion makes them water!
What do you call a potato wearing glasses?
A Spec-Tater!
What do you call an optician living on an Alaskan island?
An optical Aleutian.
What do you call a fish with no
eyes? A fsh.
