SOME MEDICAL HUMOR!

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain, 

but somebody had ripped the appendix out.

Dogs can’t operate an MRI machine but CAT-scan.

The doctor told his patient to stop using a Q-Tip, 

but it went in one ear and out the other.

What do you never want to hear after you get a prostate exam? 

“Anyway, the doctor should be in shortly.”

My doctor told me to run 5 miles a day. 

When he called in two weeks for a follow-up, I was 140 miles from home.

A man walks into a doctor’s office. 

He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor. 

The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly.”

A doctor was giving a man a colonoscopy 

when the man asked if the doctor could do him a favor. 

“Could you write a note for my wife saying that you took a look 

but didn’t find my head up there?”