Teacher: "Write a short story. You have a strict 140-character limit." 

Student: "Once upon a time, Snow White lived with 139 Dwarves. The end."

I'm trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament.
But good players are hard to find.

The award for the all-time Hide and Seek Champion has to go to Bigfoot.

"Want to see a picture of me when I was younger?"
Every picture of you is when you were younger.

My son Luke loves that we named our kids after Star Wars characters.
My daughter Chewbacca- not so much.

Jackie thinks the proper name for older women should be "Queen-agers".  

That's it. Carry on.