DO WHAT??

I used to write music, but could not get past the first two bars...

I write music but can't read music, so when I write a song, 

I don't know what it sounds like...

I heard a song on the radio today - I think I wrote it.

I hate it when I’m singing to a song on the radio 

and the artist gets the lyrics wrong!

My neighbors are listening to great music.
Whether they like it or not.

Did the guy who came up with the term, “One Hit Wonder" 

come up with any other phrases?

Stallone: "Let's make a movie about classical composers. I’ll be Chopin."
Van Damme: "I’ll be Mozart."
Schwarzenegger: "Stop it guys, I’m not saying it."