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I have a great exercise plan.
I exercise for two days, then take 30 years off.
It keeps me from getting burned out.
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And I try to make good choices.
For example, I choose between going on a diet or getting new pants.
An easy choice.
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"Wow, that Lean Cuisine meal really filled me up."
Said no one ever.
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My wife can instantly lose 5 pounds anytime.
She just
puts down her purse.
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If you are what you eat, then I'd better eat a skinny person.
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Jokes courtesy of our lifelong friend, comedian and magician Bob Carroll.
If you enjoy this kind of humor, Bob hosts a comedy trivia showÂ
plus he posts silly/crazy/goofy jokes almost daily.
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