WORDS FROM A FRIEND...

I was crying, and my friend came up to me and said "Bargain". 

"Thanks" I replied, "It means a great deal."

Then he said "Water pit". 

It was kind of strange but I knew he meant well.

A few minutes later, he said "Plethora". 

With a tear in my eye, I said, "And that means a lot".

After thinking a bit, he said "Earth." 

I said, "That means the world to me."

The next day, someone walked up to me and said "Maple syrup." 

I replied "Now that's really sweet."

But then some lady whispered to me, “Electric power.” 

I said, “Watt??”

A couple then came up and pressed my face into a vat of wax. 

They made quite the lasting impression.

THIS WEEK'S JOKES WERE REALLY BAD! :-)