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LAUGH A MINUTE!
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JUST THINK: There are some people walking aroundÂ
who are still "IT" from recess 50 years ago and don't even know it.
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It would be wonderful
if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes,Â
then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.
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Just once, I want the prompt for username and password to say,Â
"Close enough".
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I hate it when I can't figure out how to operate the iPadÂ
and my tech support guy is asleep.Â
He's 5 and it's past his bedtime.
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When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children,Â
just like the bottle says.
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Played a trick on a friend, I switched out his bed for a trampoline.
Boy, did he hit the ceiling....
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"Your call is very important to us.Â
Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo".
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The ability to speak several languages is an asset,Â
but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is
priceless.
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