I have crossed a homing pigeon with a woodpecker.
It not only delivers the message, it also knocks on the door.
What
did one DNA say to the other DNA?
“Do these genes make me look fat?”
My wife: "I think my washer is shrinking my clothes."
Me: "It's not the washer, it's the refrigerator."
In my head. I said
it in my head.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a crane.
What kind of doctor is Dr Pepper?
A fizzician.
I want to thank my arms for always being by my side.
I can always count on my fingers, too.
And I thank my legs for always supporting
me.
