"WALKS INTO A BAR" JOKES
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender asks,
"Olive or Twist?"
A giraffe walks into a bar and orders a bottle of beer.
The bartender says, “Do you want a long neck?”
The giraffe replies, “Do I have a choice?”
A King and a Queen walk into a bar.
The bartender says "Sorry, you're not
21".
A sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
A guy walks into a bar carrying a chunk of asphalt.
"I'll have a beer, and one for the road."
A neutron walks into a
bar.
“I’d like a beer” he says.
The bartender says "Here you go. No charge."
The man who invented barcodes walks into a bar,
thin bar, thin bar, bar, thick bar, bar, thin bar, thin bar!
Two guys walk into a bar.
The third guy ducks.