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DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A

NATIONAL LAZY DAY?

Yes, it was Sunday, August 10.

We are so lazy we missed it! 

My goal this weekend is to move just enough 

so that no one thinks I'm dead.

My mind is like an Internet browser.

19 tabs open, but 13 of them are frozen.

And I have no idea where the music is coming from.

I'm a perfectionist procrastinator.

Someday I'm going to be awesome.

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.

I am getting my exercise.

Most days I do diddly-squats and some Internet surfing,

and occasionally I jump to conclusions.

Good judgement comes from experience.

Experience comes from bad judgement.

Procrastination is totally a good thing.

You'll always have something to do tomorrow.

And you don't have anything to do today.