HOW TO HAVE A MAGICAL HOLIDAY SHOW:

Not only do we carry some great patriotic-themed magic tricks,

but we're also sharing some "do it yourself" ideas

for changing the tricks you already own into tricks that are perfect 

for a Fourth of July magic show!

AN UNFORGETTABLE PATRIOTIC TRICK!

YOUR CHUCKLES FOR THE WEEK

I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, 

when I thought to myself, 
"I really need to wash some mugs!"

I'm neither a morning nor a night person. 

There are a couple minutes in the afternoon were I'm kinda pleasant. 

That's about it.

When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children. 
Just like the bottle says.

My doctor told me I’ve really grown as a person. 
Well, her exact words were "You've gained some weight.”

I never make the same mistake twice.  
I do it like five or six times, you know, just to make sure.

I'm not completely useless.
I can always serve as a bad example.