HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Every New Year's Eve, they make such a fuss 

about the celebration in Times Square.
And every year, they drop the ball.

Lots of people make a New Year's resolution.

What is a New Year's resolution?
Something that goes in one year and out the other.

On January 1, I made a New Year's resolution to lose 10 pounds.
Only 15 more to go!

I'm giving up aerosol deodorant in the new year. 
Roll on, 2023!

What was Dr. Frankenstein’s New Year’s resolution?
To make new friends.
 

I kept my new year’s resolution for 2022 by tackling the Rockies. 
This year, for 2023, it's the Rambos.

My New Year revolution is to never use autocorrect again.

My other resolution is to read more...
So I turned on the subtitles on my TV.

I gave up drinking for the new year. 

Sorry, that came out wrong. 

I gave up. Drinking for the New Year.

Knock Knock. 

Who's there? 

Radio.
Radio who? 

Radio not, its a NEW YEAR!