VALENTINE'S DAY!
Full of love and laughter
I can’t wait for Valentine’s Day because
I get to make cupcakes for a special someone.
That special someone is me.
That tingly feeling you get
when you meet someone you’re really attracted to?
That’s common sense leaving your body.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married.
Their wedding ceremony wasn’t fancy.
The reception, however, was excellent.
I just got a text from my wife that said,
“I bought you an awesome Valentine’s Day gift! xox”
I really hope she spelled ‘Xbox’ wrong.
For the last twenty years, I’ve
received a Valentine’s Day card
from the same secret admirer.
So, I was upset when I didn’t get one this year.
First my granny dies, now this?
Boyfriend: “Honey, on this Valentine’s Day, I want to tell you something.
I’m not rich like Jack, I don’t have a mansion like George or a Porsche like Martin. But, I do love you and want to marry you.”
Girlfriend: “Oh, dear… I love you too...
But, what was that you said
about Martin?”
