I lost my job as a stage designer.
I left without making a scene.
I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by.
I kneaded the dough.
I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s something I can really see myself doing.
I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation.
I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.
I wanted to become an archaeologist,
but I didn't want my life in ruins.
I wanted to be an organ donor,
but I don't have the guts.
I thought I wanted a career.
Turns out, I just wanted pay checks.
But I'm really good at sleeping.
I can do it with my eyes closed.