Two fish are in a tank. 

One says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"
 

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

My friend was explaining electricity to me, 

but I was like, "Watt?"

I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house,

but somehow the kids still get in.

Some men say they don’t wear their wedding band 

because it cuts off circulation. 

Well, that’s the point, isn’t it?